sunnybutte:

thankorblamemelater:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

AND IN IMAX NONETHELESS

sunnybutte:

thankorblamemelater:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

AND IN IMAX NONETHELESS

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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aqibrehman:

aqibrehman:

aqibrehman:

aqibrehman:

What language do carrots speak? Gajarati.

How do peas talk? They mutter.

What did the confused egg say? “I don’t andaastand.”

That’s enough. I’m gonna Gobi funny somewhere else now.

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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dekutree:

who u textin? who dad?

dekutree:

who u textin? who dad?

habibizayns:

why is zayn so smart, attractive, hot, cute and talented all at the same time? that’s not fair

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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