restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

dogs420:

kelckelc:

dogs420:

i love blue pikachu

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That’s sonic…

sure you can nickname your pokemon whatever you want

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

australiansanta:

good evening sir you’ve been pulled over for a random breath test and holy shit you need a mint wow brush your teeth god damn

to my followers…

v0dkathoughts:

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this could be us but you playin

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

neopats:

[mom voice] targé