Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
i love blue pikachu
sure you can nickname your pokemon whatever you want
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
good evening sir you’ve been pulled over for a random breath test and holy shit you need a mint wow brush your teeth god damn
this could be us but you playin
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
Skip the drive-through and get lucky.
I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset
[mom voice] targé