when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
What language do carrots speak? Gajarati.
How do peas talk? They mutter.What did the confused egg say? “I don’t andaastand.”
That’s enough. I’m gonna Gobi funny somewhere else now.
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
who u textin? who dad?
why is zayn so smart, attractive, hot, cute and talented all at the same time? that’s not fair
i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"