Anyone who believes 300 years of oppression can be undone in a 50 year span does not have a basic comprehension of how this subjugation can become internalized and normalized, thus continuing to be a serious social issue
All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)
People who comment on relatable posts saying “i do that haha” give me heart burn
i do that haha
still relevant and funny
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
tv meme: five shows » Some Girls [1/5]
People keep saying that we’re doing it wrong, but I say it feels alright.
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".